Rendell Denies Extramarital Affair

PHILADELPHIA – According to the Associated Press they have obtained an advance copy of a Philadelphia magazine that includes an article with Governor Rendell dismissing rumors that he has been involved in an extramarital affair with the former beauty queen, Kirstin Snow, who now works for him.

Apparently whispers of the alleged affair have recently manifested into full fledged rumors according to Kirstin Snow. She worries that such rumors will get back to the Governor’s wife (you think?), and will cause turmoil in their marriage.

The interview with Rendell also supposedly addresses rumors that he was tied to the famous ‘Spitzer Prostitute’. Rendell says he is not perfect, but does not engage in extramarital affairs.